What if there was a man who could fly a fighter jet, drive a racecar, argue in court, complete some top rate espionage, kill some bad guys, negotiate an amazing sports contract, arrest future criminals, and then still have time to head out to the pool hall where he'll mix you up a nice Sex on the Beach... does this man exist? He does and his name is Tom Cruise and he's been in a bunch of movies. The BVK crew, along with Scotch Beck at the scorer's table, choose some Cruise characters. Winner gets to become a Scientologist.