Brian and Connie tell public restroom stories before Brian threatens to quit the podcast because he cannot use anonymized download data for ulterior motives. After Brian decides to stay on as a host, Connie gives a scandalous genealogy update involving sisters from the 1800s. They review “How to Fix a Drug Scandal” and gush over defense attorney Luke Ryan, before concluding with dark show and tell, replacing teen poets with AI, and Connie’s new friend Gus (a cat). Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com