Much like Colonel Mustard in the 1985 film “Clue,” Brian and Connie declare that they “can’t take any more scares” in 2020. They also discuss living for 500 years, replacing New Mexico with Brazil, incomprehensibly demoralizing big box stores, anxiety disorder, Martin Van Buren’s wild quarantine hair, and whether Trump would melt upon contact with water or saliva. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com