Brian and Connie discuss weaponized ASMR, the prize for the one billionth podcast listener, and extending the U.S. Constitution to Canadians. They marvel at some length over their different pronunciations of words and conclude with a BWYFQ&A session featuring wife spanking, monkeys, and love triangles. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com