Ladies, gentlemen, and sponges of the By That I Mean podcast fanbase: we at theMFP studios are aware that our previous episode was, put delicately, too fucking long. Much like Asia in this week's episode, expect no apologies from us. Do, however, expect tales of peanut butter-injected pretzels, racism, and Chaz Bono's incipient bits. Subscribe at themfp.org or on iTunes, and follow Seth Pierson on twitter @mfpseth.