Does one 'play' a play? How many states are in Perceptual New England? Are we distracting or relevant? And why are there so many speaking roles in this episode? Come along and listen to Damien's ignorance of theater eclipse his ignorance of geography as we talk 'Deadpan'.

Will Jill learn the right lessons from her time with Marty? Will Consuela ever get back in her trailer? Does Luke own any other pants or did he blow his clothing budget on disguise glasses? And with a name like Strychnine can you ever relax? So get that bull a model train set Buster, we're heading to the rodeo for a Showdown In Saskatchewan!

What were Anton Chekhov's thoughts on frozen fish? Who wants a pitchfork of burning meat? What are the style rules for pairing bolo-ties and leather vests? And does this episode contain the best murder weapon in MSW history?

Pull that Yellowtail out of the freezer (for personal protection) and join us even though its 'Just Another Fish Story'.

Will the Tilly Adams house be featured on House Hunters: Cabot Cove? Is Eve Simpson a hyper-focused professional or a stone cold sociopath? Was Alastair a tormented fan or a dangerous man? And are mung beans better or worse when burnt? Take an inventory of your possessions and hide the valuables behind brick #3, we're coming to your place to chat about the time Benedict Arnold Slipped Here!

Is it a bigger faux pas to not appreciate the quality of a good wine or to not detect the poison added to it? Will family dinners be awkward for Michelle when Ben Skyler is brought up? Has Stella been secretly spitting in the food for years? And is Salvatore really dying or is this another attempt to bring his family together while evading justice? Pour a glass of your finest vintage and join us for a party where the food is plentiful and the music is reminiscent of a popular 90s McDonalds campaign, its 'A Very Good Year For Murder'.

When having a medical emergency while driving, is it best to accelerate downhill while swerving wildly? Why is it so hard to say "Carl Cosgrove"? What else was in JB's file? And did Francis prefer dressing like a priest because he didn't own a good suit?

Join us in the safehouse while we look in on a Murder Through The Looking Glass!

Is it ever a good idea to give up after one attempt when trying to warn someone they are being poisoned? Will Deidre be cast as Jessica in the play Eugene is writing about the events of this episode? Who will play Deidre if she is? And why are we so concerned with this? Grab a fan and tuck your tie into your pants while we head to the deep south for proposals and grits while Mourning Among The Wisterias!

What is the market rate for cursed rubies these days? Are Carolyn and Mark terrible by nature or nurture? Does not telling people about his cursed cobra nightmares contribute to or detract from Vikram's success? And how many times have you been fooled by the old cigarette in the latch trick? Its family reunions, polo heckling and attempted murder at Richie Hazlitt's place, we're talking 'Curse Of The Daanav'!

Is Leonard an astronomer genius or coffee spilling hack? Will Carrie ever stop relocating in an attempt to escape her inner turmoil? How do you please someone who only wants to talk about comets until he is asked to talk about comets? And does Aunt Edna even have bursitis? So get computering on that telescope and don't call Thor by his first name while we keep a lookout for a 'Harbinger of Death'.

Is #floak going to take off? How scary can you be with the name Elmo? Can you get 'hopped up' on Sleepy Time Tea? Is it customary for a deputy to provide their own uniform? And has anyone ever successfully pretended to be their own answering machine? Gather the Framily! It's time to impose on in-laws and enjoy a sleepy New England feast. But first, Who Threw the Barbitals in Mrs. Fletcher's Chowder?