My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

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If you are anything like the Jizz Stain Stain, Satan's Retard or the unlovable Kum Kovered Klown that most likely has a crack pipe and Valtrex in her pocket rather than balloons or fun magic tricks. The only magic trick I have seen her do is fuck ten guys at once with no condoms and she doesn't transmit any STDs to them or her, for that matter.....TahDah! The Dirty Bird is also an idiot so I am sure those words confound and perplex her causing anguish and self doubt. But that's ok.....the good thing is if those words are unfamiliar to you ....first, you are lucky to not be any of those previously mentioned retards and, secondly, you can just read a book or two and your leaps and bounds smarter than the aforementioned prolapsed rectums. Also, don't be too hard on yourself as I didmt know the meaning of those words till seventh grade so you got a few years. Take it easy or with Krusti or the Jizz Stain....take her G-sleazy. For Satan's Retard, just take her out back and shoot her im the fucking head. Funny fact about the Dirty Bird, her vagina drips with primal needs when she thinks about fucking me and discussing, as foreplay, killing Krusti, Satan's reject and the Jizz Stain. She is one fucked up Turkey Bird. I am kinda into it though...and now I am hard.....I mean difficult to understand as my metaphors are rigid and stiff, never unnoticed. Does that make nonsense? I hope it does not or does it? I believe, wholeheartedly, indeed it does, not? Yeah fuck you LSAT..dicipher that shit.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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