Danny Noonan tells Judge Smails that he planned to go the law school, and Carl Spackler gets his middle finger bitten by a gopher. No gopher love this minute, but lots of Bill Murray love. Plus, Mike quotes Star Trek, Dan requests a painting, and Tom gives points to Caddyshack over The Empire Strikes Back. Bonus: Adolescence used to be much more complicated.

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