A new customer?  A customer who also has a law degree? Should the café be scared for legal reasons? Probably?

Laddie Ramble (Lady Rampant) has entered the café and we learn bout her hopes and dreams.....or we would if this was a professional podcast

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Barista: @soofae_queen

Customer: @ladyrampant

Art: @rose.jewitt