CAG's shipwreck & mrs. shipwreck preview the new releases for the week of December 12th, 2007. This week we cover... well... let's be honest, these aren't the games you are looking for. Well, maybe you are shopping for a small child, or possibly have a vendetta that needs settling, or simply enjoy a good kick to the groin. If that's the case, we've got plenty to talk about. Wait... isn't that what I said last week? Also Unreal Tournament III.