In this chapter, Adam and Eve have sweet little baby boys (the first babies ever!) and suddenly people are doing sacrifices to God (why? That wasn’t explained at all!). Because God plays favourites (because he likes the pleasing aroma of burnt flesh more than burnt veggies), Cain kicks off and kills his brother Abel. God marks Cain so that all the other people in the world (where did they come from!?) won’t inexplicably murder him if they happen to see him checking dumpsters. Then there are a bunch of silly names and Cain’s great, great, great, great grandson protects himself with an anti-curse.