A tiny Italian shoe and a tall glass of American milk frolic together in the Italian countryside. Celina and Tess try to think of a single queer romantic movie that isn't full of gay angst.

Spoilers for: Call Me By Your Name (book & movie), Portrait of a Lady on Fire, The Half of It, But I'm a Cheerleader

CW: sexual assault, predatory behavior/grooming, cannibalism, pooping
NOTE: Some people may not want to listen to us go into the specifics of Armie Hammer's cannibalistic behavior. Those people should skip from 00:50:00 to 00:51:35.

Hosted by Celina Siegel & Tess Hotz
Edited by Celina Siegel
Theme song by Sam Walters
Cover art by Celina Siegel