Our last hurrah of the season brings thoughts on the Super Bowl; Nick Cannon’s condom vending machine; Peloton’s rotten severance package; Dolly keeps topping herself; is Starlink doomed?; why little dicked guys love mini Coke cans; not everybody loved Betty White; The New York Times doesn’t want you to guess bad words on Wordle; French Fry perfume is a thing; the “Naked Gun” movies are being rebooted; and, much more pop culture silliness. (PS—Season 12 starts April 12, 2022.)