Deanna and Emily have come correct. Deanna is decked out in the most whimsical earrings because they are giving spring fashun. Emily is sporting a zig-zag headband inspired by Gillian Anderson’s catwalk during Paris Fashion Week. We hope you bring your A-game today, too!

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We dive into how a bartender recently sent Emily a drink at the bar, mkay! And how Deanna got to watch the youth in the wild at a vintage market, where embellishment equals clothing. Sheer, ornamental and leaving nary a thing to the old imagination. Otherwise known as “festival ready.”

Plus, we dive into Melania’s shocking press conference last week, which left us confused and dedicated to finding all the answers. Why now? Oh, we see you Melania.

Plus! We breakdown the Coachella lineup. In fairness we only talk about the bands we know, but lord knows there are more in that lineup that we do not know. Here are few for funsies:

* Blondshell

* TEED

* Nine Inch Noize

* Glitterer

* Panda and Chok

* Genesi

* AZZECA

* Le Yora

* Jazzy (lol)

Plus, we cover the term “call your uber” and talk about BuzzBallz.

Are you in LA? Come see Deanna in a show!!

Sat 4/18 at 7pm or Sun 4/19 at 2pm in Hollywood! Info and tickets here.

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