Look, we’ve played some weird stuff on Star 106.3, but Adam calling his ex, Steph, to ask for her Disney+ password—only to have her new bloke, Sebastian, answer the phone—might be a new high (or low) for us. We’re also diving deep into the absolute mystery of the Opus safe. It’s been locked for 15 years, and even after Jake brought in a "savant" to crack it, the result was a total Townsville-style disaster. Plus, "Tim Cook" stopped by to tell us why he’s actually retiring, and it turns out he’s just as obsessed with cash as he is with iMessages.

We also get stuck into some of the grimmest wedding stories you’ve ever heard. We’re talking about aunts hooking up with grooms, grooms hooking up with bridesmaids, and a poor kid at the RSL who caused a "footprint" situation that’ll make you want to burn your carpet. From Bethany getting booted from a Japanese bathhouse to Jake failing his way through another week of promotions, this is the best (and weirdest) of the week.

• [0:00] – Intro & The Ex-Files: Adam tries to keep his Disney+ access by calling his ex, Steph. It gets legendary levels of awkward when her new boyfriend picks up.
• [5:15] – Tim Cook Exclusive: The "Apple CEO" explains why he's stepping down and his secret preference for Android.
• [10:30] – The Opus Safe Mystery: 15 years, one locked vault under the old Townsville Bulletin building, and a "savant" who couldn't get the job done.
• [14:50] – Blame Game (Wedding Edition): A religious dry wedding, an aunt, and a $5,000 bar tab scandal.
• [19:22] – Ad Break 1
• [21:10] – Wedding Nightmare: The "lip-on-lip" moment between a groom and an aunt that ruined a family.
• [24:05] – Adam’s Mowing Empire: Adam takes on the Amazon Rainforest (also known as Jake's backyard) and launches a business.
• [28:40] – Bathhouse Ban: Bethany Ross on why her tattoos cleared out a Japanese Onsen in record time.
• [33:15] – Ad Break 2
• [35:05] – The Daily Dribble: Naked naturalists vs. the Cumbria Nature Festival.
• [38:20] – Maggie Island Celeb Spotting: Dries Mertens at Island Burger and the accidental toddler "assault" that followed.
• [41:12] – One Word Project: Why one in five parents secretly regret the name they gave their kid.
• [44:50] – Friendship Court: Donny "sues" Bethany for not letting him dog-sit her two pups while she was in Japan.
• [48:30] – Wedding Horror Stories: Diaper leaks at the RSL and the "Lobster Liberator" who stole a pet.
• [51:45] – Jake’s Redemption Challenge: Can Jake actually source a free wedding in less than 24 hours?
• [54:10] – Limo to School: The boys take the local kids to St. Benedict’s in the most luxurious ride in Townsville.

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