The Ruth and the Colonel make a surprise visit in Glen Oak and it is stressin' the Rev out. The Rev and Annie try to hide the Rev's medical issues from his parents, while Lucy and Kevin take a weekend getaway because Lucy already told her grandparents about her father's medical issues. In an absurd twist, Jane gets her divorce papers and there's a ridiculous tangential connection. Ruthie forces T-Bone to get a tattoo of her name while she gets a tattoo of his name.

Originally published March 6, 2019.