-Dumbfu** of the week: Lauren Pefferle at Mabel Rush elementary school in Newberg Oregon for showing up to work in blackface, allegedly dressed as Rosa Parks and protesting a vaccine mandate for teachers.
-Fan of the week: Marshawn Lynch for pulling up to Flint Carman-Ainsworth football practice. Participated for an hour
-Shout out to Ted Lasso actors Jason Sedakis, Brett Goldstein, Hannah Waddingham for all winning Emmys
-Netflix took home 44 trophies, beating HBO for the first time ever
-Researchers Have Uncovered Massive Camel Structures in Northwestern Saudi Arabia
-Gabby Petito case taking over the internet
-Demands have been set for Christopher Nolan’s new film and he is a maniac
--What’s New in Music?
Dune - Hans Zimmer
Colors and Shapes - Mac Miller
Montero - Lil Nas X
If Orange Was A Place - Tems
Who’s In Your Head - Jonas Brothers
Billie Eilish and Jordan Brand collab drops on her site Sep 27 and SNKRS Sep 30
--Sports
The Colts are going to debut for the first ever in-season Hard Knocks
The Falcons are really bad, The Ravens finally beat the Chiefs, Derrick Henry and Cooper Kupp are insane, Carson Wentz sprained both his ankles
MNF preview
-Dean’s fact of the week: Reddit facts
-Who’s Horny of the week: teenager in the UK after undergoing emergency penis surgery after he somehow managed to insert a whole USB cable down his urethra