Movies are just moving paintings with sound.  They keep you very close to them, and away from the light of day.  They lie to you.  They tell you things only a moviegoer can understand.  But they are really pretty beasts.

Stuff that I read before I recorded this:  

http://theabyssgazes.blogspot.com/2010/03/teal-and-orange-hollywood-please-stop.html 

https://www.mensjournal.com/features/building-a-bigger-action-hero-20140418/

All songs from the Free Music Archive:  http://freemusicarchive.org

Little Glass Men - Desert Castles

The Insider - Time to Move and Motivate

Simon Mathewson - Tick Tock

Cairo Braga - Goodbye, Outer Space