Did anyone have Microsoft acquire Activision Blizzard for 68.7 billion dollars on their 2022 bingo card? After surviving the whiplash of the week, AVRL, Yiska and Volamel attempt to tackle the daunting question of if our new Windows-based overlords will impact Overwatch esports in a positive or negative way. And the community drops a line; would PVP talents work in Overwatch 2, what makes a player “great”, and who would be better in GOATS--Gladiators with Fissure or Shanghai with Fate?