🔥 The world may be on fire, but at least we’ve got s’mores and dark chocolate (just not 98% cacao, thank you). In this episode, we dunk on tech billionaires with the finesse of a flaming marshmallow and explore the dramatic saga of WordPress—from its humble GPL beginnings to the ego-fueled chaos of its current overlord. Yes, Matt Mullenweg, we’re talking about you.

🧩 We dive into how WordPress became the most-used CMS in the world, why Matt Mullenweg keeps lighting metaphorical fires, and what the Linux Foundation is doing to put out the flames. Spoiler alert: it involves decentralizing plugin updates so Matt can’t go full dictator mode again. Also, there's jazz. Because apparently that’s part of the lore.

🤡 There’s a feud with WP Engine, a cease and desist, plugin repos being snatched like toys at daycare, and even a checkbox to swear fealty before accessing your plugins. Welcome to the snark-fueled, historically grounded meltdown that is modern open source governance. Or, as we like to call it: Thursday.

📎 LINKS
Weblog - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog
WordPress Drama Explained - https://techcrunch.com/2025/01/12/wordpress-vs-wp-engine-drama-explained/
Matt Makes Cancer Claim - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnI-QcVSwMU
Matt Mullenweg Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Mullenweg
WordPress Org Chart - https://make.wordpress.org/core/handbook/about/organization/
WordPress Book - https://wordpress.org/book/table-of-contents/
WordPress Foundation - https://wordpressfoundation.org/trademark-policy/

• (00:00) - Intro and Marshmallow Prep