Cancel culture — the new pastime of the perpetually offended. Once upon a time, people handled things they didn’t like by changing the channel, not buying the product, or — here’s a wild one — just ignoring it. Today, the offended class wants nothing short of total annihilation. Erase careers, silence voices, scorched earth until nothing remains but their fragile, whack-a-doodle egos. Let’s get into it!