** In the waiting room, use headphones and avoid phone calls.

** Be considerate to the people who are having the worst day of their lives.

** Be aware that other people exist, and that they don’t cope like you cope.

** Do not prescribe: let people subscribe to your input.

** Do not one-up other patients.

** Don’t call strangers to Jesus. (Confirmed that Mimi and Leanna were both called to Jesus by the same patient, and neither answered the call.)

** Read the room, and have your parties in private.

** Friends and family are the buffer. They need to be super aware to manage the patients and the bystanders.

** Friend’s and family, if you hate the hospital, don’t insist on being at the hospital. Know your limitations. Know what you CAN do, and do that.

** If you are sick, don’t come to the hospital or wear a mask.

** Communication is a two way street.

** If anyone knows Dr. Dre, help us put Beats in Cancer Centers so we don’t have to yell at any inconsiderate people.

** See “What did you just say?” for additional guidance on handling the ridiculous things people say.