WHAT WE LEARNED TODAY

Quite frankly, I don’t think we learned anything. And if we did, it was pretty gross.

THE LYRICS

I know the deal, I talked to Mary Jane and she said

Your ex-boyfriends Mike and Ike are both Lemonheads

I ain't tryin ta player hate girl

I know That you go with Bazooka Joe

Now you know he don't love you like that

He tryin ta get a Reeses piece of the Kit-Kat

Really hun, what he need is a jawbreaker

Cause I'm the one that'll love you baby Now and Later

Be my Peppermint Paddy with a Hundred wishes

An I'll be your Hershey daddy with a hundred kisses

Get the Twins M&M's, they booked us outta flight today

Me an you can Starburst to the Milky Way 

I don't care what it cost, girl a Hundred Grand

We could snicker all night at my Jolly Ranch

Just me and you, or call your friends up too 

Cause I could get my boys Babe Ruth and Charlston Chew