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Katie and Bridget say the name five times in a mirror as they re-watch the movie: Candyman! It's a story all about the Candyman whooooooooooo has no candy... He's a murdering ghost who has a hook for a hand, likes to party with babies, and has a thing for Helen Lyle - our main character. She's a grad student just trying to get through her thesis, with no help from Jake (not Jake from State Farm), or from her stupid husband Trevor - who sucks. Will Helen end up choosing to be with Candyman, the murdering ghost man, or with her husband, the adulterine asshole? We know this sounds like a dating game scenario - but it's actually relevant in this horror movie! Released in 1992, it was based on the short story "The Forbidden", written by Clive Barker.