*thump thump* Hello? Is this thing on? *microphone feedback* How's everybody doing tonight? Good? Alright. Gonna talk a little about a recent break up I just had. Those things suck am I right? What about Kanye? Is he still a white supremacist or...? And let's talk about Kevin Hart. I mean his height definitely had something to do with his survival in his recent car crash right? Oh and don't get me started on these MTV video music awards...you know what. Scratch that I'm done telling jokes for now it's time to get serious!