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“Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger person is overrated, maybe taking the high road just leaves you without closure, and maybe “turn the other cheek” is terrible advice depending on the situation. 🍎

We’re talking about the sayings people repeat like universal truths, the ones we strongly disagree with, the ones we secretly still believe in, and the ones that make absolutely no sense the older you get. Funny, honest, opinionated, and very relatable if you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a motivational quote on the internet.