What if Tom Hardy was so committed to this role that he actually pissed and shit himself?  Why make a movie about this part of Al Capone’s life?  Al Capone doesn’t understand where piss comes from.  What is his obsession with this dick and balls statue? George sneaks in another “The Shining” reference.  Bowen passes on an opportunity to make a Terry Maitland reference but proceeds to make one mere moments later.  Both George and Bowen manage to pull a Marlon Brando “The Island of Dr. Moreau” reference.  How long did it take Capone to get this gold camo on his Tommy gun in Call of Duty?   
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