Almost buying a car, excavating your lobster, SARCASTIC FOOD and HAM TOSS 2013! The “Mom Section,” Blanch, David Wallaces’ Perfect 10, HAVE A SANDWICH and The Linden Singers  tell us the Odds which Sinners are getting. Also: Lily Tomlin, Boy Man Boy, Not Going in Toys of Eros, Carlos Danger vs Michael Mustache, “Other” rashes, Natural pickles, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™. Plus: Marc Maron Apologizes!