In this episode of the "Giant Mess" podcast, real American Neal Lynch recaps our nation's extended birthday party including poolside panic, a pricey carnival misadventure, Despicable Me 4, and a trip to Rhode Island for weak weather, strong drinks, and some seriously cringeworthy encounters. From near-death experiences on a porch column to falling in love with scammers, this episode is packed with laughs, facepalms, and a scary amount of lobster.

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ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from 1) a Catholic high school (even though I'm not Catholic), and 2) a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. I was a former 4th string college quarterback and middle relief pitcher who thought an overpriced film and media studies degree was a smart choice. Now, I'm a single dad who likes to blog, vlog, podcast, write, edit, optimize, strategize, and over-analyze.  

ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, the Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal's a single dad who loves to talk New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, and comedy. The podcast has movie reviews, tv show recaps and reactions, post-game analysis, predictions, and funny stories about life.

I've written three feature length screenplays, plus thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 

I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 

Here are links to my writing samples:

• NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/  

• BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/  

• GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/  

• TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/  

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