Zoe & Joel attempt to go the long distance, and it goes about as smoothly as you think. Apparently, baby sometimes carrying your love for someone ain't enough, dear hearts. Rose convinces Lavon to let Bluebell be a French sister city, and Lavon agrees in order to get his French groove back. Brick's got his eye on the MOTY, but Stanley stands in the way. Finally, here's your one chance for Fancie's, and Lemon and George don't let us down. Instead, they GET down. Brown chicken brown cow.