To start the conversation of Cars religion, we first need to lay out two core theories of the overall universe. Is the Cars universe parallel to ours, or did it come after humanity in a machine-based expression? A lot of our discussion depends on what side of the wheel you’re on here.

“The Cars imitate humans in so many ways. Like, how did you pick that up? You don’t have thumbs, you have wheels. They talk with their wheels!”

In the movies, most references are purely historic. Are they practicing religion or just imitating human history? From the carsade’s to car Geishas, to the Mercedes Benz Car Pope, we’re digging deep...  Also, why is Cars 2 so darn political? They try to take down big oil and capitalism!

We’ll end with a question for you. Did Cars start with the wheel, transportation, or steam-powered automobile? Which timeline are we going down? Don’t worry, they all make room for World War 2 and Car Hitler.

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