Welcome back to Not a Real Court, where logic takes a backseat and chaos runs the show. In this episode, the courtroom is in session to tackle one of life’s most pressing—yet completely unnecessary—questions: Would you rather roam the earth barefoot forever or live a browless existence? From the perils of blistered feet to the social consequences of an expressionless face, we argue, analyze, and (probably) overthink every angle of this ridiculous predicament. So, grab your metaphorical gavels and tune in as we present our closing arguments!