The Doctor makes a gentleman’s wager that he can school up Seven on human rituals of dating and romance, then makes the whole thing weird by catching feelings of his own. Will Seven learn to dance, dance, dance all night, or will the rain in Spain stay mainly on the Doctor’s pain? Is there anything Jeri Ryan can’t do? Is this the closest we will ever get to a musical episode of Voyager? Is “Someone to Watch over Me” GOOD... or is it GARBAGE?