Judge Janeway sentences Cool Hand Tom to thirty days of psychological torture for the egregious crime of doing stuff that almost every other member of the crew has already done without penalty! Will Paris realize that only Janeway and her closest buds are allowed to wrap fish with the Prime Directive? Will he catch up on his family correspondences? Will we finally get the Delaney Sisters spin-off we so richly deserve? Is "Thirty Days" GOOD... or is it garbage?