Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson.

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This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course.

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