This week, the Movie Gumshoes take on a barely believable case: a 500-pound apex predator who snorts an ungodly amount of cocaine and goes full Scarface in the woods. The bear’s high, the stakes are higher, and our judgment? Completely obliterated.

Early in the investigation, we "accidentally" had the key to the evidence locker... and one thing led to another. and, well, let’s just say we got real method with our investigation. Did we watch the movie? No. Did we become the movie? Emotionally, yes.

Filed under: Cocaine Bear, Temporary Amnesia, and a Lawsuit from the Park Service.