We want you to hear our rollicking satire of venture capitalists, which involves lots of loose talk about cat masturbation. Here's how to hear it:

1) Leave us a rating/review on iTunes. Be real with us. We can take it.

2) Screengrab that ish.

3) Either a) e-mail that screenshotted review to [email protected], or b) DM that screenshotted review to @stanleypicnic on Twitter.

Then, we'll send you either a direct download link or an mp3 attachment, featuring the sketch we lovingly refer to as "The Cat Jerker".

Thanks for picnicking relentlessly.