The lowdown... singing "Jellicle" Cats (yeah, we don't know either) are vying for their moment to die and be chosen to go the great beyond by some really old cat, but a bad guy cat in a fedora is thwarting everyone's attempts because he wants to be the one that dies?

 

We hated everything about this movie. Not even all the immense talent and star power could begin to save this travesty. But let's talk about what this movie does have. The word Jellicle about a thousand times, horrible CGI at every turn, singing cockroaches and mice, scaling that makes no sense, felines who unzip their skin, horny white cat, Jennifer Hudson snots on demand but sadly this wasn't the butthole cut. The ladies talk about their abject hate for this film, Snowy has a type, The Doctor hates these cat ear twitches, we discuss a star that was pissed his massive junk was CGI'd out, they named that pathetic cat Gus, we tease our upcoming Spooktastic Halloween Adventure, we give a nod to the Crate Challenge and come up with a brand new rating. All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times.