This week:

1. Self-checkout artist foiled at Costa Mesa Target

2. The practical things that must change to end police abuses—the drug war, qualified immunity, and police unions.

3. There's nothing on TV.

4. Cameo, an app with some pretty exciting possibilities, including my trial run with Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

5. Cat Horoscopes: Fancy, 1.5 year-old gray tabby.