Happy Caturday on Blurt.blog and Blurt.media
Woke up this mornin' got my keyboard ready
Clickety-clack fingers ain't too steady
Coffee buzz hummin' in my veins like a song
Blurt.blog callin' me gotta write all day long
Blurtin' for bucks oh yeah that's my gig
Tappin' that keyboard like I'm doin' a jig
Blurtin' for bucks baby ain't no crime
Gettin' paid to rant feels mighty fine
My cat's on the counter she's judgin' my grind
Dog's on the floor with nothin' on his mind
Neighbors peek in like what’s he even do?
I’m bloggin’ my blues for that sweet revenue
Type type type oh the screen glows bright
Dollar signs dancin' in the pale moonlight
Blurtin' for bucks oh yeah that's my jam
Talkin' ‘bout life or my grandma’s ham
Blurtin’ for bucks it’s a digital spree
Gettin' paid to blab feels so good to me
Oh I wrote ‘bout my shoes wrote ‘bout my hat
I wrote ‘bout my breakfast even wrote ‘bout my cat
I blurt and I blog ‘til my fingers feel sore
Then I hit publish baby and I’m ready for more