This week, we dive into the memoir of one Mrs. Margaret Josephs. She walks us through her life as a girl living caviar dreams on a tunafish budget with a mother that was more like a friend, several very inappropriate bosses, and her eventual decorative bucket empire. She gives us ALL the Marge sass and, as expected, does not censor herself even a little bit.

And as always, there's a full (mimosa-fueled) Bravo recap. Enjoy!