Luke and Dan return with their most baffling creative choice yet: a running commentary of a Celebrity MasterChef Christmas special from three years ago. They offer zero context, hurl abuse at Gregg Wallace, and skip so many scenes that an hour-long TV episode miraculously fits into a 39-minute podcast. The result? The sonic personification of a brain aneurysm.

Luke and Dan return with their most baffling creative choice yet: a running commentary of a Celebrity MasterChef Christmas special from three years ago. They offer zero context, hurl abuse at Gregg Wallace, and skip so many scenes that an hour-long TV episode miraculously fits into a 39-minute podcast. The result? The sonic personification of a brain aneurysm.

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Rather than indulging in daily phone calls, best mates, Luke Oddie and Dan Wade have decided to withhold their friendship to exactly once a week. Now, they just hit record and broadcast their mutual decline to the public.

Expect idiosyncratic banter, petty grievances, and hyper-fixations on the most insignificant of things.

It’s unsupervised, unfiltered and unedited. One day, their unborn children will listen back to these recordings in absolute horror. Until then, enjoy the diminishing returns.

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Rather than indulging in daily phone calls, best mates, Luke Oddie and Dan Wade have decided to withhold their friendship to exactly once a week. Now, they just hit record and broadcast their mutual decline to the public. Expect idiosyncratic banter, petty grievances, and hyper-fixations on the most insignificant of things. It’s unsupervised, unfiltered and unedited. One day, their unborn children will listen back to these recordings in absolute horror. Until then, enjoy the diminishing returns.

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