ROME! Vortex of modern civilization. ROME! Fountainhead of culture. ROME! Glorious pronouncement of mankind's... serious need for a whuppin'. Enter CELTICA, the mysterious helmeted hero who strikes at the heart of male-centric fascism, but leaves not a drop of blood in her wake. What is the secret of CELTICA? Find out now, by LISTENING! Written and Directed by Ansel Burch. Music by Arne Parrott. Starring Karolyn Blake as Euvrain, Ben McCauley as Marcus Tempo, Kat Evans as Gwyneth, Kamron Palmer as Centurion/Willum, Derrick Gaetke as Dolorous Vindicticous, and Adam McAleavey as Narrator/Ainsley and Mouth Foley. Sound Design by Peter Carparelli.