Certified Poké-Moments

Make way for the god of the seas! Joachim is elated to talk about his favorite legendary Pokemon! Frank is unimpressed with seeing a basic-ass fish on the screen. The optimism and pessimism once again swap hosts this episode!

HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH!

Today we talk about the God of all Pokémon, Arceus! Or is it pronounced Arceus? Eh, we’ll just keep saying Arceus and leave it at that. From getting their own game to having one of the most trippy special events ever, this is a very important Mythical (or, legendary?) Pokémon!

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THERE’S A FUNGUS AMONG US?! A FOONGUS AMOONGUS?

That’s the joke.

Omg I forgot to upload this episode to Spotify/Apple Podcasts 🫪🫠🥴 oops sorryyyyyy

Look at this old, pervert… ok maybe he’s not a pervert, but Joachim sure drew him as one! Our hosts are not huge fans of this Pokemon, but will they learn some fun facts about this Tengu that changes their minds?!

Given all our previous episodes, I feel like you’d expect Joachim to hate this Pokemon and Frank to find some redeeming qualities about it… but no, BOTH hosts like this set of funky birds quite a bit! They’re pretty, unique, and all kinds of fun gimmicks only they have!

Due to some unfortunate circumstances with a lost recording… Frank and Joachim decided this was the perfect time to do a more chill episode and finally talk about the new ZA Mega Evolutions introduced after their OG Pokémon got their episode! Come and hangout while we rant AND rave!

AH HELL YEAH! Electivire is one of the absolute coolest gen 4 evolutions! Elemis is cute, Electabuzz is… ok… but Electivire is a total badass of a Pokemon! The only downside is this beast isn’t a fighting type!

This Pokemon STINKS! Like, literally, it smells like hot rotting garbage - which, Weezing happens to love! Even one of the most unappealing Pokemon out there can still be endearing!

The big Sumo of Hoenn! Despite Hoenn being Joachim’s favorite generation, not even that can save Hariyama from his dislike… but Makuhita? He’s just a silly little guy!

Here we have one of Kanto’s many Pink Blob Pokémon… a subsection of Kanto’s Orb/Blob Pokémon… have we mentioned we don’t like Kanto Pokémon very much? But hey, Jigglypuff is iconic and Wigglytuff ain’t that bad… except for those damn giant eyes!