Just Hoppa & Diaz this week—Luke’s “elbow soreness” (and Penn State shame after that Northwestern whooping) has him MIA on a totally classified work trip. The guys roast their absent host, kick around Big Ten coach chatter (yes, PJ Fleck comes up), drop a Philly-caller impression or two, debut a quick “That Dude Is Cold” mini-segment, and line up their Week 8 picks.