102: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment GONE WRONG. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners EMOTIONALLY TWISTED and in a constant mental race to hyper-rationalize their sub-par mate choice.

 103: Romance isn’t foreplay. Romance is, at best, SEASONING on an ESTABLISHED sexual relationship. Corollary: A pre-mature romantic gesture will have the OPPOSITE of its intended effect on a high S.M.V. woman. Untethered romance is a D.L.V.

 104: Waving a roll of Benjamins at a woman will not give her tingles. In fact, it will often do the OPPOSITE.

 105: If you have no game or worse, ANTI-GAME, little else will compensate for your unattractiveness.