161: If you are using a romantic holiday as a pretext to RAISE AWARENESS instead of raise erections, you are probably a fat loser.

  162: A good WORKING ASSUMPTION is that any married alpha male with options in the sexual market, no matter how religious or declarative of his love for his wife he is, is fucking a mistress.

  163: Most men can get cuter girls than they think. FALSE PSYCHOLOGICAL PROJECTION of their own sexual attraction mechanism onto women blinds them to this reality.

  164: Do not underestimate the rapidity with which a woman will JETTISON HER CONVENTIONAL MATE CRITERIA when exposed to the attentions of a charismatic man.  

165: Swear by the Hip-and-Cooter oath: First, USE NO LOGIC.

166: When a woman has incentive to lie, she will choose lying over honesty EVERY SINGLE TIME.  Corollary: Treat woman like Soviet Russia — TRUST BUT VERIFY.