7: Some human beings are WORTH MORE than others, despite their equality under the law.

9: Bang first, beFRIEND LATER.

10: NEVER TRUST a woman who is missing a sense of humor.

11: A man’s looks don’t matter as much to women as a WOMAN’S LOOKS MATTER to men.

12: Charisma before silence, SILENCE BEFORE self-incrimination.

13: NEVER. Make. It. Easy. For. A. Woman.

14: Never Make It Easy For A GIRL.

15: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your BELIEF IN YOURSELF.