82: A girl who mentions RAYP or SOOSIDE during the first few months of dating in any context other than as a third party making a wryly humorous observation immediately outs herself as a crank with borderline personality disorder who will be A LIVING NIGHTMARE as a girlfriend.

83: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy blowjobs or sex, do not spend ONE MORE SECOND with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl.

 84: Contrast in how you dress is received better by the group when you are SOCIALLY PROOFED. Corollary: If you peacock, don’t wait long to befriend the group. Peacocking should be framed as “This is totally normal. The problem is everyone else’s weirdness about it.”

 85: Those who B*TCH LOUDEST about “CONSENT!” are women with few opportunities to give it or men with few opportunities to receive it.

 86: In their sexual primes women’s attraction for assholes is at its STRONGEST. You can catch a lot of hungry flies with honey, but shit attracts the most well-fed flies.