This week’s horror curriculum carves straight through the cabin door as we crack open Chainsaws & Chin: The Gospel of Ash. Join Head Counselor Mista Malave (yes, the shirt is mandatory), Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, and Florida’s Favorite Creep as they lead a no-holds-barred seminar on the grooviest demon-slasher saga of all time—the Evil Dead trilogy.

From the raw terror of The Evil Dead to the slapstick carnage of Evil Dead II, and finally, to the medieval madness of Army of Darkness, we’ll dissect Ash Williams’ heroic evolution from screaming meat puppet to boomstick-blasting badass messiah. Expect laughs. Expect limbs. Expect to hail to the king, baby.

And remember, kids… don’t read from the book—until the credits roll.